a little of this, a little of that, voila, that's baloney
Pencil by Zeke
Naomi’s Baloney contains an assortment of come-what-may ingredients, in the devil-may-care tradition. Pursued by no one in particular, this unique and robust blend of flavors is palatable by connoisseurs, lauded to hail a renaissance by Masters in the baloney tradition. Pulling on elements heretofore seen only in the darkest alleys behind dimly lit clubs hosting open-mic poetry nights, Naomi’s Baloney promises nothing and delivers it, wildly, to anticipatory crowds of one or more, on a fairly inconsistent schedule. Against the back-drop of an indeterminate future, in the not-yet gentrified corner pocket of the Emerald City’s billiard-table, though still a barely known and certainly not new name in the game, Naomi’s Baloney is poised to take the journey of glory all the way to the Big Rock Candy Mountain.